My new brain cells don’t buy it. I don’t believe it. It was my fault.
“I AM A PARTIALLY DECEASED SYNDROME SUFFERER, and what I did in my untreated state was not my fault.”
Shelley Hennig at Comic Con (July 24)
“Swearing is unattractive” I’m not attractive anyway so fuck off
I’m leaving for Bodrum, Turkey in the morning and I won’t be back until the 1st of August. I’ve been looking forward to this vacation since my parents announced it back in January.
This vacation means I won’t catch Monday’s episode of Teen Wolf and I’ll be owing those who care, not…
I’m leaving for the airport in 3 hours!
ass eater 3000
- Homophobic Person: My favorite food is pizza!
- Homosexual Person: Cool! My favorite food is pasta!
- Bisexual Person: I like both!
- Pansexual Person: Hey guys, I don't have a favorite! I'll pretty much eat what tastes good to me.
- Asexual Person: I like the way food looks and smells more than the way it tastes.
- Homophobic Person: whAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU DISGUSTING PEOPLE WHY ISN'T PIZZA YOUR FAVORITE FOOD?!?! YOU'RE GOING TO HELL.
Realest fucking tweet of 2014
— Stephen King, “Joyland” (via fawun)
parenting tip: talk to your kids about mental illness. tell them they might have a hard time. tell them they can ask for therapy and medication. tell them they aren’t alone. tell them if your family has a history of mental illnesses and which ones. just fucking talk to your kids and be there for them.